Total Medals Earned: 319 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,240 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/430 points)
viewed the credits
Left the castle
Left the grave yard
Completed all church levels
Reached the City
cracked the code on level 25
Completed the story
Freed all the lost souls
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/80 points)
Find Fragment 1.
Find Fragment 5.
Find Fragment 4.
Find Fragment 2.
Find Fragment 3.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/480 points)
Medals Earned: 5/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/25 (10/500 points)
Read the news papers
Find how Dr Noes made the original bacteria for the zombie apocallipse
Find the Dr Noe´s Lab Door Key
Dr Noe is a Noahs wanna be, find his animals
Cure your cat
Cure your dog
Find the Dr Noe´s laboratory
Find the killer zombie machine
Find the master key, you can open all laboratories doors with this
find the Noe´s diary
Find the Noe´s memory card
Find time to read Noe´s diary
Find your sons photo
Find the zombie live cam on video
Win all levels on Malachite Green Dye Plant Samples
Defeat the Experimental Blue Boss
Win all levels on Orcein Red Dye on Blood Animals Samples
Cure your mayor son
Cure your minor son
Win all levels on Iodine Blue Dye Cold Samples
Win all levels on Radiactive dye nuclear samples
Win all levels on Iodine Yellow Dye Sea Life Sample
Cure your Wife
Rescue the Noe´s daughters
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/165 points)
Start playing.
Win a battle!
Lose a game.
Buy a new blade part.
Beat the Tier 1 tournament.
Beat the Tier 2 tournament.
Build the most powerful blade in the game.
Beat the Tier 3 tournament.
Buy every battle blade item.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/115 points)
Play Billy's Barricade
Get over 190 points on one stack
Survive first day
Survive second day
Win Billy's Barricade
Medals Earned: 7/10 (75/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
Break your Bones flying out of a Cannon!
Overcome those pesky box obstacles!
Impress Trapeze Girl with a Swanky Trick!
Bounce off the Lion Tamer in Level 11!
Beat the Game!